my name’s the quarter-a-day habit
and i’m not much fun to live with
i don’t pick up after myself
do the dishes
empty the trash
clean the house
or put the clothes away
or make the bed
clean the toilet
wash the car
or rake the yard
it should go without saying
but in case it doesn’t
i don’t do windows
i’m a lazy little bitch
really bad with money
and a terrible waster of time
but i’m a great fuck
if you’re into my kind of fuck
which you will be if we do
(Copyright 2023 by Tetman Callis.)