she asked me what sort of experience i had
i told her any sort that she could possibly want
she asked me what kind of wage i would need
i told her i would work for free and pilfer everything she owned
she asked me if i knew how to file
i told her there was no jail that could hold me
she asked me if i liked to drink
i told her i’d rather hold a pebble under my tongue
she asked me if i smoked in bed
i told her i would if she set me on fire
she asked me when i could start
i told her i had never stopped
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